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punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
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If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
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- Someone: I don't like that music
- Fans of metal, rock, ect.: that's okay, everyone has an opinion.
- Directioners, Beliebers and Nicki Minaj fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEM.
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
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A barn owl leaves an impression after flying into a window. There are a variety of theories as to why birds hit windows - the most obvious is that windows are clear and the flying creatures simply fail to spot the danger in time. Others have pointed out that birds often appear to strike windows deliberately. Some people believe the birds see their own reflection in the glass, being territorial they may mistake this for a rival and be trying to scare them away.
I thought this was a frickin awesome cloud
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I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.
DFLKHGKSLA???!
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When people are talking about diets
I’m just like:









